We just wanted to take this opportunity to thank Hollywood and the Oscars for being the moral center of America. Without the hand-wringing and virtue signaling of people who are massively overpaid for playing children’s games on camera, we would not know our rear ends from an underage transsexual.
For nigh on seven weeks now, Hollywood has established itself as the source and signal for all that is good and wise and fine — and if you disagree, they’ll crush you. If it wasn’t for them, we would not know that boring movies from France where we stare at a flower for 60 minutes are high art and represent the struggle of the beautiful and the downtrodden against the tyranny of gravity, and aphids.
So now, after giving Kevin Hart the finger for something he tweeted a decade ago, the brilliant and saintly minds behind the Oscars have decided they might not have a host this year after all. Why? Because human beings are inherently flawed, and by flawed we mean bigotsexistracisthomophobe.
They have yet to announce whether the place of the host will be filled with some disembodied narrator, like an old man behind a curtain pulling levers, by Sophia — the AI robot that jokes about killing all humans (it’s real, folks, Google it) — or by Lucifer himself. Who would be a better host, and more representative of Hollywood than the angel of light?
But some people are strangely not bothered by the lack of a host — people like bigotsexistracisthomophobe, Greg Gutfeld.
~ Liberty Video News
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